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Thursday, April 8, 2010

Culinary Thursday With Attie!

Today I am cooking for my mommeh. Okay I am not REALLY cooking. She will not let me use real foods til I make good pretend foods. That is why I look so crabilated in all these pictures. I would like this pot to have real salmons in it, instead of pretend salmons.
I begin with a nice little pot on the stove, a kitteh-sized pot.

I walk around the pot, checking my cooking from every angle.

Okay mommeh, I think it is almost ready for you to taste.

Let me take just one more sniff to be sure...

Yechh!!! Pleh!!!!

Oh dears. I guess my mommeh was right. I would not make a good chef. Even my pretend foods come out unappetizing. Do not go near this, mommeh, it is un-nommable! Maybe we should just eat those cadbury creme eggs in that bowl for dinners instead... Or that marshmallow bunneh. .....I calls the ears!

24 comments:

  1. You're being very harsh on yourself, Attie! Maybe if you had the finest, realest ingredients, it woudl all be different!

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  2. Oh, Attie! We find it hard to believe it is un-nommable! But we do thing real salmons would be much better than pretend salmons.

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  3. Attie, it just takes a little practice to be a good chef. I'll bet your pretend salmons taste delicious!

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  4. We bet your salmons are nomilicious! The cadbury eggs sound quite nice too!

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  6. That is okay, let's order take out!

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  7. Good try! Keep it up, you'll be cooking for the stars soon!!

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  8. Are you looking to enter a cookery competition - just practice a little more.

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  9. Our human doesn't like to cook at all, so we think your pretend food probably is better than her real food! MOL!

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  10. Dude, you look like a good little cook.

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  11. Be careful not to burn your paw pads! Attie, we have catnip sprouting from last year! Maybe we could send you some!

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  12. We think a sprig of catnip always enhances any meal.
    Thanks for your nice words about great grammie.

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  13. omg so cute! very creative kitty you are! LOL i like your "crabilated" look.!

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  14. i thought this post was so cute i put itup on the I HAVE CAT facebook fan page! hope you get lots more visiters!

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  15. that was so adorable...i am sure your mommeh would still like your noms!...and you purrfected the crabilated look attie!

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  16. Hey Attie, why not you puts the cadbury eggies in your pot, that would surly makes your salmon tastes better!
    Its hard to cook pretend food.
    TK

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  17. Oh Attie...salmons..real or not...are hard to cook!! We find it much easier to not cook and just open a can!

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  18. Attie, it just takes practice to be a good cook! And we agree with the Island Cats - salmon is a tough one to start off with!! But if you practice you will be a great pretend chef one day!

    Although we do think the idea of having the creme eggs for dinner is a brilliant one!

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  19. You only look crabilated in that last picture. We don't blame you, we would be crabilated too if we had put all that time into cooking and have it not turn out good.

    Meowm says yes, she did have a very good time on her vacation.

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  20. I love your face in that last picture.. I think your cooking could be god with a real salmon in it. Hugs GJ x

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  21. Attie
    That was furry thoughtful of you to want to cook for your Mom. But maybe your idea to eat those Cadbury eggs is a good one.

    purrs
    >^,,^<
    Abby

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  22. It's the thought that counts, Attie! I am sure your mom appreciates it.

    I would be crabilated if I have to cook at all, but I am a lazy kitty.

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  23. Mum is freaking out seeing you walking on the stove. Don't burn your paws! I walked on the hot top once and got paws burned.

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  24. We think your pretend salmon tastes much better than you think.

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