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Monday, May 31, 2010

Bad Mancat Monday

My mommeh came running with the camera when she heard me making my growly noise. There was a mancat outside my window! The nerve. He was staring up at me like he had a chance! He should have realized right away that a ladycat like me is completely out of his league. I have seen him before. His name is Booger, if you can believe that, and he is pretteh much a loser. Just lies around outsidey all day, rolling around and making eyes at all the girlcats. He is not on the level of the sweet mancats I know, like Harley and Brian and Lolo. Hmph.

Immediately after this video was taken, we had a massive hiss-and-wap fest through the window. He had made a rude comment, and that was just going too far, so I had to show him what's what. Of course my mommeh could not get the camera turned back on before it was over. It only took 30 seconds for me to get the message through Booger's thick little head, and I emerged the victor. Obviously.

22 comments:

  1. We have a couple of interuders in our 'hood. I am now very selective what doors and windows I leave open now. This was our post from fb, "Cat fight at my house tonight.....still picking up clumps of Molly hair and toenails....she is the Alpha cat and did not like Grey sniffing another cat through the screen door. May 21 at 8:32pm" Attie is you much more lady like than Molly. She is 7 though, she is old enough not to care anymore hahaha

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  2. At first I did not see the screen and I was very worried when your mom opened the window! He seems like a nice enough visitor, but too bad he did not bring roses or anything.
    ~ Daisy

    Um, do you think I am more HANDSOMER?
    ~ Harley

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  3. First of all, I have to say that I'm relieved that I don't have competition for you in the form of Booger (WHO gave him that unflattering name?), but as a fellow mancat, I do have to stand up for him because you just can't blame a fellow for trying, especially when it comes to such a beautiful ladycat like you, Attie! I guess Booger isn't such a bad since he was able to remark your beauty, charm and uniqueness...the guy has good taste!! I'm sorry that you got in a hiss and wap fest after the video...you know though, you probably just made him like you more after that!! Let me know though if you need help with Mr. B...I'll bring Tiny over and she'll give him the time of day if you want her to (and I tell her to...well, I'll ASK her to). Oh, yeah, and who is this Harley fella who is asking you if you think he is more handsomer? Don't answer that, doll, of course we ALL know who is handsomer..ME!! Lolo! Lautrec!! Mr. Foxy Friday!!! Wooo hooo!! Oh, sorry. Yeah, well, you tell him what you want...I'll believe in my heart that I am THE one! Purrs, Lautrec (and Tiny sends her greetings, too)

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  4. We thinks Booger is kinda cute and he must like you lots.

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  5. I don't know, he might have possibilities with the right coaching!

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  6. We think he's kind of cute too. Is he neutered, do you know? NOT good if he's not! But if he is, maybe he's just lonesome and needs a friend. Well, maybe he'll move on to someone more receptive. ;-)

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  7. I think Booger only wanted to play with you Attie, but your Attie-tude made it clear that wasn't going to happen! LOL!

    Poor little Audrey really didn't know what was going on.

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  8. yoo tell him attie, daisy iz rite ,he shooda at least brotted yoo a dedded mouse or somefing

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  9. How rude!!!

    Happy Memorial Day, furiends!

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  10. Happy Memorial Day to you. Attie have you got an admirer - make sure he can keep you in the same style you are accustomed to.

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  11. Oooo Attie we feel sorry for that poor mancat. How in the world could someone call him Booger! Oh my. We say he has some beans who don't know any better. Poor fella needs to be inside -- we understand why he is crazy about you though, can't fault a mancat for trying?!

    Happy Memorial Day

    purrs
    >^,,^<
    Abby

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  12. Yeah, what Daisy said. We were worried for a moment too but then we did see the screen. Attie, you sure don't like Booger. But he looks nice.

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  13. Poor Booger! First that name (really!!) and then Attie--you won't be friends! Oh well, can't win 'em all.
    Attie, you sounded VERY furoshus!

    pee ess: we gave you and Audrey an award on Sunday! Stop by and pick it up.

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  14. Ummmmmmm, Attie?????? How come I don't figure in your list of sweet mancats??????

    You should hear Tama-Chan when the neighbour boy comes to visit. She screams like a banshee!

    Purrs,
    Yuu-Chan (my name means gentle boy!)

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  15. We thought it was a peeping Tom
    Benny & Lily

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  16. Attie...we can't believe he sat there the whole time and didn't get the message that you wanted him gone!! He must be kinda dense. (But he is kinda cute, though, or at least that's what mom says.)

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  17. That Booger hasn't got a clue. If we came visiting you we would at least have brought you a mouse. Did he get the message that you weren't interested?

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  18. Spit in his face! That's what I do to Crikey:)
    Pee Ess: Thanks for wishing me a happy birthday! ~Tristan

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  19. He sure is a handsome fellow and he didn't seem to mind your protests, Attie; maybe he just wants to be friends...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

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  20. Attie, you go tell those uncouth mancat what's what!

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