As you can see, I am sending out the laser-eye. Who am I sending it to? Audrey, of course. This morning she ripped up my mommeh's verreh favorite pair of slippies. I would NEVER do such a thing. I am shocked. What behavior. Especially just after mommeh's return.
....WHAT! I's a kitten. Dat's what we does. Don't gimme dat stinky laser-eye. Come on, giggle wif me, it was funnies! Didja see how mad and red she gotted?
Well I'm sure I never did anything like that as a kitten. Obviously, Audrey, you are out of control. Just look at that open-mouthed laughter. Appalling. I am getting out of here before you do something else that upsets mommeh.